11:58pm – Wake Up
12:10am – Leave Russellville
12:45am – Arrive Bowling Green, go to Waffle House
01:30am – Depart Waffle House
01:45am – Arrive at BG Wal-Mart after scouting the mall
02:15am – Plant womenfolk around portable DVD players, commence scouting trip around store
02:30am – Call wives across store on cell to tell about stuffed Elmo’s – long sought [...]